Giants Game

its the eighth inning at the giants game. the row in front of us is empty, so we moved up. mind you the stadium is half empty. the giants suck. they are winning right now though. anyway these two jokesters walk up behind us when we stand up and take our seats. I turn around and tel them we are sitting there. the guys look at me and tell me these are their seats. we asked them where they have been all game and they pull out a handful of tickets. are these guys for real? I gotta get off this thing. 9th inning and this drunk dude is about to spill his tenth beer on me.